officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

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"Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow. The guests will repeat themselves one too many times, or you’ll run out of dope or liquor and realize that it was all you ever had in common."

David Sedaris, Naked (via psych-facts)

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marauders4evr:

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

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bsfayn:

Me

bsfayn:

Me

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maverick06:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

"Nailed it."

maverick06:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

"Nailed it."

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#onedayatatime

#onedayatatime

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kristadidit:

chrisdwoo:

wamwanfood:

Pepperoni Pizza Burgers by The Pioneer Woman

This is one of those moments where I inhale deeply and my stomach growls.

we’re doing this
humb1emind

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obito:

You remind me of my son Ashura...

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youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES

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